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Fanfiction 2: Moyuan and Bai Qian - Chapter 14 (Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms 三生三世十里桃花)

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Chapter 14 - Chess Master written by LalaLoop
edited by kakashi

“Hold on, Lingyu,” he assured his Ninth disciple. “We’re almost there.”

Dark clouds billowed above them, covering the last bit of sunlight. The air had become chill.

“I still don’t think you should have done that, Shifu,” said Siyin’s nervous voice from behind, all out of breath from having to keep up with him. “Qingcang might use it as a --” she gasped, “-- a reason to start a war.”

Tribes and Empires: Storm of Prophecy 九州海上牧云记 - Episode 5 (Recap)

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Panda: We get to meet Hot Princes and a character in Kakashi’s FF.
kakashi: That was a bit unexpected :D (It's Mr. Mo)
JoAnne: Is Mr. Mo a character or a pet name for an anatomical feature?
A fictional character loosely based on Mo Yuan in some, ehem, not quite youth-appropriate fiction written by a certain Wao Shan.
SakiVI: no idea who you are talking about.  

Fanfiction: Mo Yuan and Shao Wan - Chapter 85 (Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms 三生三世十里桃花)

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Chapter 85written by MiniOrchid
Edited by kakashi & Panda

Thousand Beasts Mountain, Ghost Realm

He didn’t want to die...

Why...had they left them here? Defenseless, taken from their homes. In this harsh, unforgiving landscape, with nothing but each other.

No creature would want to die after such a short life. He had not had the opportunity to turn into human form yet, had not yet had the pleasure of experiencing life like his other immortal siblings. The ones that survived to adulthood.

Yes...he remembered now. It was the custom of his kind. He and his siblings were left on Qian Shou Shan (千兽山, Thousand Beasts Mountain) when they were close to reaching immortal status. The mountain was full of fiery mythical beasts who had nothing but their claws and strength to fend for themselves. Still in their true forms, unlike other immortal children, Bai Ze Beasts did not turn to their human form until they reached 4,000 years of age.

Many mothers in his tribe had multiple litters, but not all…

Surprise (2015) 万万没想到 - Part 2 (Movie Recap)

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kynkari: We left our story with Dachui being frightened by a friendly pig demon and running headlong into a portal in the woods.
SakiVI: All totally normalish so far.
My hat might do that too if I met a talking pig in the woods…

Fanfiction3: A-Li's Three Lives, Three Worlds - Chapter 32 (Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms 三生三世十里桃花)

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Chapter 32written by LigayaCroft
edited by Panda and kakashi

When A-Li was barely 35’000 years old, he spent a week of drunken debauchery with Lian Song, Cheng Yu, Gun Gun and Mei Lin in the river fairy kingdom of Tianying [1]. The clan’s territory was located at the southernmost tip of the immortal realms, its tributaries eventually spilling its waters into the Red Sea. As expected of Southerners, the river fairies that dwelled in Tianying were an awfully cheerful bunch, which was most probably caused by all the sun they were getting.

Rants and Weekly Raves #168 (RAWR)

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JoAnne: I'm in love with a drama. Thus far (Friday early evening) I haven't watched anything but Tribes and Empires and I'm Not a Robot. We'll see what the weekend brings. It's supposed to snow, but I also have a party to go to and lots of laundry to do. There won't be any T&E though, sadly...last night, as I was falling asleep, I thought to myself: If I paint Shawn's naked torso with melted chocolate, I could call him Shawn Fondou. Tell me you wouldn't drag a strawberry across that man's abs if you had the chance.
Trotwood: I'm usually begging people to wait for me because I have things to say. Don't this week because I realized I'm not watching anything listed below. I've officially put Money Flower on hold because Jang Hyuk takes more energy than I can afford right now and I'm not interested in anything. I'm still watching the Japanese drama Ashi Girl, but those subs come out very slowly and I'm all caught up…

Tribes and Empires: Storm of Prophecy 九州海上牧云记 - Episode 4 (Recap)

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Panda: Birth secrets are revealed and we see just how dysfunctional the Royal couple are.
kakashi: Oh wow, that sequence between the Emperor and the Empress gave me goosebumps. We know by now this woman isn't nice - but nobody deserves such living hell.
JoAnne: Which came first, chicken or egg? Is she not nice because she didn't get the love she wanted, or did she not get the love because she wasn't nice? Probably neither of the above.
SakiVI: I feel bad for her, but she is also crazy. 

Fanfiction: Mo Yuan and Shao Wan - Chapter 84 (Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms 三生三世十里桃花)

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Chapter 84written by kakashi
edited by Panda

His embrace was warm and comforting, his body behind her like a protective shield. This was how they had lain before, her head cushioned by his arm, his face buried into her hair, his soft breath at her ear.

Surprise (2015) 万万没想到 - Part 1 (Movie Recap)

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kynkari: About a year ago, I curled up under a fuzzy blanket with some Funyuns and my unicorn slippers to watch Netflix. “We have a recommendation for you,” Netflix boldly claimed. “You will love it and will surely forgive us for canceling our original series Marco Polo, starring the panty-disintegrating Remi Hii.”
SakiVI: Hmmm, I wasn’t so picky about watching on Netflix. And Remi Hii was the only good thing on Marco Polo.

I was skeptical, and still bitter about Marco Polo, but I hit play out of curiosity.
My innocent eyes were immediately assaulted with images of ethereal Chinese elves cavorting in a frozen landscape and whipping their Party City white wigs around in the mystical wind. I was convinced that I had stumbled upon Chinese fantasy porn.
It’s arguably very bad porn, then.

Fanfiction: Mo Yuan and Shao Wan - Chapter 83 (Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms 三生三世十里桃花)

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Chapter 83written by Panda
edited by kakashi

When Mo Yuan opened the lid of the chest, Shao Wan felt two conflicting emotions: seething anger and deep regret that made her stomach clench. Considering Mo Yuan’s impassive face, it seemed the damn interruption had given him time to change his mind.